* I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
* Duct tape won't fix that.
* Come to think of it, I'll have a
Heineken.
* We don't keep firearms in this house.
* Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
* You can't feed that to the dog.
* I thought Graceland was tacky.
* No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's
not safe.
* Wrasslin's fake.
* Honey, did you mail that donation to
Greenpeace?
* We're vegetarians.
* Do you think my hair is too big?
* I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits
and gravy.
* Honey, do these bonsai trees need
watering?
* Who's Richard Petty?
* Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
* Deer heads detract from the decor.
* Spitting is such a nasty habit.
* I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart
today.
* Trim the fat off that steak.
* Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
* The tires on that truck are too big.
* I'll have the arugula and ridicchio
salad.
* I've got it all on a floppy disk.
* Unsweetened tea tastes better.
* Would you like you fish poached or
broiled?
* My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at
Tiffany's.
* I've got two cases of Zima for the Super
Bowl.
* Little Debbie snack cakes have too many
fat grams.
* Checkmate.
* She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
* Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
* Hey, here's an episode of "Hee
Haw" that we haven't seen.
* I don't have a favorite college team.
* Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the
side.
* I believe you cooked those green beans
too long.
* Those shorts ought to be a little longer,
Darla.
* Elvis who?
