A REDNECK STORY

A man turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Do you want to hear a redneck story?"

The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, and I'm a redneck. You see the guy on the other side of you? That's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the guy next to him? He's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"

The fella says, "Naw, I'd hate to have to explain it three times."