A BAT IN THE OUTHOUSE

The young redneck had just gotten married and, nervous about his wedding night, snuck out and paid his father a visit.

"Pop,"  he drawled,   "Ah'm jest not sure Ah know what t'do."

"It's simple,"  said his father.  "Remember the stiff thing you used to play with when you were a boy?  Just take it out and stick it where yer honey pisses."

Filled with confidence, the boy ran home and, grabbing his baseball bat, threw it in the outhouse.