DEPUTY DOOFUS

There was a sheriff looking for a deputy, so a Redneck went in to apply for the job.

"OK," the sheriff said, "What is 1+1?"

"11," the Redneck replied.

"What two days of the week start with the letter T?"

"Today and tomorrow."

"Now the last one. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

The Redneck thought really hard and finally said, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that," the sheriff told him.

So the Redneck went home and his wife asked him how it went, and the Redneck replied, "Great! He already put me on a murder case!"