CHUNKS

This redneck walks into a bar and says,  "Give me a coke."

The bartender says,  "Nah, you want a beer.  Every night you come in and have three beers and leave."

The redneck says,  "Yeah but last night I had three beers here then went down the street and had ten more beers. Then I went home and blew chunks."

The bartender says,  "Well it happens to the best of us."

The redneck says,  "You don't understand!  Chunks is my Pit Bull!"