TRAVEL AGENT TERMS

- Old world charm means room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.

- Tropical means rainy.

- Majestic setting means a long way from town, at end of dirt road.

- Options galore means nothing is included in the price.

- Secluded hideaway means directions to locate unclear.

- Some budget rooms means sorry, already occupied.

- Explore on your own means at your own expense.

- Minutes from...  means by plane.

- Romantic means no phone in room.

- Knowledgeable trip hosts ... They've flown in an airplane before.

- No extra fees means no extras available.

- Bird Watchers Paradise means your car's paint will never be the same.

- Nominal fee means outrageous charge.

- Standard means sub-standard.

- Deluxe means barely standard.

- Superior accommodations means one complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.

- All the amenities means two chocolates, two shower caps.

- Just Like Home means no maid service.

- Plush means both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.

- Gentle breezes means in hurricane alley.

- Light and airy means no air conditioning.

- Picturesque means theme park nearby.

- 24-hour bar means ice cubes at additional cost (when available).