THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN THE OFFICE

* I need to whip it out by 5:00.

* Mind if I use your laptop?

* Just stick it in my box.

* If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

* I want it on my desk NOW!

* HHMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid.

* My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

* It's an entry level position.

* When do you think you'll be getting off today?

* It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.