SLICK WILLIE LIMERICKS

There once was a president named Billy,
Whose sexual prowess to me seemed quite silly,
Till he was sued,
It was us who was screwed,
By all the young girls sucking his Willie!

Said Slick Willy to the young Paula Jones,
I'd like to listen to your sighs and your moans.
So if you have the nerve
To deep throat this curve
It will tickle your erogenous zones.

Paula Jones proved to be very smart
When asked to perform oral art.
I will not, she said
Put that thing in my head.
Do you think I'm a trailer park tart?

Our gallant young president ,'Slick Willie'
Showed his 'sword' to a sweet young filly.
He said, 'My sword would cut better
If you would give it a header.'
Replied the filly to Willie, 'Don't be silly!'

Slick Willy, with his distinguishing curve
Certainly had an abundance of nerve.
When he ordered: 'Paula, get oral'
She replied, 'Oh no, that's immoral'
And declined his presidential d'oeuvre.

Our sax-playing President did plead,
"Paula, please come wet my reed."
I can not comply
She said with a sigh,
"To such a dirty, dastardly deed."