UPCOMING MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL

Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $25 million dollars.

Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Bomber - $45 million dollars.

Boeing B-52 Stratofortress - $74 million dollars.

Brand new B-2 Stealth Bomber - $2.1 billion dollars.

A decent map of downtown Belgrade. - Priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy ... unfortunately good intelligence is one of them.

For the rest, there's MasterCard: the official card of the 19-member NATO alliance and those who believe that sometimes you just need to blow up something in order to restore peace.