CAMPAIGN SLOGAN'S FOR HILLARY CLINTON

* Read My Lips - No New Interns!

* Reward Me For Putting Up With Bill's Crap For So Long!

* Hillary for Senate: Because Bill's Alimony Just Ain't Gonna Cut It!

* C'mon -- Just to Spite Ken Starr!

* Isn't It Time You Were Disappointed By A Different Clinton?

* Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You; Ask How You Can Illegally Contribute To My Campaign.

* Vote For Me Or My Husband Will Nail Your Wife.

* You Give Me Your Vote, I'll Get Vernon Jordan To Get You A Job.

* Still Not Indicted As of Feb. '99.

* From Perjury To Albany.

* Building A Bridge To The 21st Century - And Pushing My Husband Off It.

* Oh Lord, Please Don't Make Me Move Back To Arkansas!