GAS STATION ATTENDANT

Bill and Hillary are vacationing in Hillary's home town and stop at a gas station to gas up. The attendant comes out and fills up their car and when he leans over to collect the money he and Hillary recognize one another and begin making small talk.

When they finally leave Bill asks her who she was talking to and she says it was her first boyfriend from back in high school.

Bill says that's nice and asks her, "Do you ever think about what life would be like if things had been different and you would have married him instead of me?"

To which Hillary responds, "Yes I do, you would be pumping gas and he would be president."