YEAR 2000 ELECTIONS

With the upcoming 2000 elections there has been a lot of confusion over the players crucial to the next election. So I've found a way to simplify this topic very well.

This is all the Wizard of Oz. Dan Quayle is the scarecrow who needs a brain. Al Gore is the tinman. Colin Powell is the cowardly lion who never manages to run for office. Elizabeth Dole is Dorothy who doesn't know where she is and not quite sure where she's going.

And of course we have to mention Clinton because he's a factor while all this is going on. Clinton is of course Toto, because throughout all this he's trying to get up into Dorothy's skirt.