PERFECT HEARING

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear perfectly again.

The elderly gentleman returned to the doctor's in a month for a final check on the new equipment. After some tests, the doctor proclaimed, "Your hearing is perfect!"

"Thank you for helping me," replied the elderly man.

"You're welcome," said the doctor. "Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

"Oh, I haven't told them yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations I used to miss," replied the elderly gentleman.

"Really?" questioned the doctor. You must still be marveling at being able to hear again and just not ready to believe it yourself. That must be why you haven't told them."

"Well, no that's not it exactly, but I have changed my will three times!"