MOST MEMORABLE EVENTS

A reporter when up into the hills of West Virginia to research an article about the area. He met an old man in a small town and asked him about memorable events in his life.

"Well, one time my favorite sheep got lost. So me and my neighbors got some moonshine and went looking for it. We finally found the sheep. Then we drank the moonshine and wound up screwing the sheep. It was a lot of fun!"

The reporter knew he couldn't write an article about that, so he asked the old man to tell him another story.

"Well, one time my neighbor's wife got lost, so me and all the village men got some moonshine and went out looking for her. We finally found her. Then we drank the moonshine and screwed her. Now that was a lot of fun!"

The frustrated reporter told the old man that he couldn't write articles about those stories and asked him if he had any sad memories he could talk about.

The old man paused, then said, "Well, one time I got lost...... "