THINGS TO DO WHILE TAKING YOUR DRIVER'S TEST

* Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

* Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"

* Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

* Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of Saran Wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

* When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.

* When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops!"

* Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"

* After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

* Fill your car with beer bottles.

* The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

* Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test.

* In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

* Swear at everybody on the road.