THE ALPHABET

A - Aliens will steal your sperm
Even if your penis is as small as a worm.

B - Breast Implants can be good
If you have small boobs, then you should.

C - Clinton, theres no way he couldnt confess
Because theres a stain on Monicas dress.

D - Dick is another name for penis
"Earths Twin" is another name for Venis.

E - Erection here, erection there
If you take Viagra, erect anywhere.

F - Fred is a nifty name
Monopoly is a nifty game.

G - Gangrene happens when you get too cold
Shriveled balls happen when you get too old.

H - Hale-Boop was a comet
And some people thought there was a UFO on it.

I - An Iceberg hit the Titanic
And then it sank in the Atlantic.

J - Jay Leno has a big chin
And I watch The Late Night Show he's in.

K - Kenneth Starr gave Monica immunity
So she could tell him about her sexual opportunity.

L - Linda Tripp is a back-stabbing liar
I think Monica should set her on fire.

M - Monica Lewinsky gave the president head
Probably cause Hillary wasnt putting out in bed.

N - National Stop on Red Weekend is a joke
Most people stop on red anyway I hope.

O - Oral Sex...but is it really sex
Only 73 percent of people surveyed said definitely yes.

P - Phen-Fen will make you lose weight
And watching pornos will make you masturbate.

Q - Queq-quag was a dog
Kermit is a frog.

R - Richard Simmons likes to exercise
Bill Clinton likes to make up lies.

S - Superman is a cool guy
He can jump over buildings, and he can fly.

T - Testosterone Supplements are at your local drug store
Take one and you're going to want more.

U - UFOs go fast when they fly
A second on the ground, the next in the sky.

V - Viagra is for the old and gray
But who would have sex with them anyway?

X - X-Files is my favorite show
I started watching it 5 years ago.

Y - A Yachtsman is someone who sails a yacht
A dumbass is someone whos stupid a lot.

Z - Zenithinal is the act of having to do with zenith
And it also happens to rhyme with penis.