MY DICK

* My dick is so big, it has an elevator and a lobby.

* My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It is now called the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

* My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.

* My dick is so big, that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

* My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.

* My dick is so big, I can screw an elevator shaft.

* My dick is so big, if you cut it in half, it will tell you how old I am.

* My dick is so big, it has it's own dick and my dick's dick is still bigger than your dick.

* My dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.

* My dick is so big, NASA once launched a probe to find the end of it.

* My dick is so big, U.S. West nailed some fiber optic lines at the top, and I didn't feel it until the next Thursday.

* My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie, but I'm too afraid of getting a hard on and choking myself.

* My dick is so big, I need a blood transfusion to get fully erect.

* My dick is so big, I was standing in Nebraska, and got a blow job in Alabama.