THE MIDGET BANDIT

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder over and climbs up to admire his private parts close up.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised, and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little guy, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is taken aback, but seeing no real harm in it, consents. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump."