HOW TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND CRAZY

* Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house.

* Organize his workshop, dresser top, or other special place.

* Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.

* Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.

* Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.

* Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.

* Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."

* Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."

* Have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.

* Reverse his contact lenses in their case.

* Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.

* Superglue the pages of his Little Black Book together.