EQUALITY

Due to a tragic accident, everybody on earth died and went to heaven. God appeared at the gate and exclaimed, "I want the men to make three lines: One line for the men who dominated their women on earth, one line for the men who were whipped by their women, and one line for those who had equality in their relationship. The women, will all go with St Peter."

Said and done, the women went with St. Peter. The line of the men who were whipped, as well as the line of men who dominated their women, were both 100's of miles long, but on the line of men who had equality in their relationship, there was only one man standing alone.

God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image and you were all either whipped by your mates, or you dominated them. Look at the only one of my sons who made me proud, and treated his woman properly. Learn from this man! And then you will go to hell to pay for your disobedience, whereas this one good man shall prosper in heaven."

And so God pointed to the one man standing alone, and said, "Tell them my son, how did you manage to make it to this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here, so I did."