TOP 15 EUPHEMISMS FOR "GETTING YOUR PERIOD"

- Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara

- Trolling for Vampires

- A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

- Saddling Old Rusty

- Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

- Clean-Up in Aisle One

- Massacre at the Y

- T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

- Game Day for the Crimson Tide

- Panty Shields Up, Captain!

- Taking Carrie to the Prom

- Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

- Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

- Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

- Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System