HONEYMOON JITTERS

This young man named Jake was about to get married and was very nervous. He asked his brother for some advice. His brother told him to rent a motel room out at the Highway Motel because they had thin walls and that he'd rent the room next to him, and if he got into trouble, all he had to do was holler out and he could help him.

So, the guy gets married, they rent the room, the brother rents the room beside them. The guy is so nervous, he locks himself in the bathroom for hours and won't come out.

His new bride has to go to the bathroom and just can't hold it any longer. She finds an empty shoe box and takes a dump in it, then slides it up beside the bed.

Finally the husband comes out of the bathroom, turning out all the lights. He walks over to the bed and of course does not see the box of shit on the floor. So he steps right in it.

He yells out, "Ohhhhhh shit!!!!"

His brother hears his call and yells back, "Turn her over Jake, turn her over!!!"