DIET

At the YMCA one day, a really fat man got out of the shower and another guy saw him. The second guy said, "I don't mean to be rude, but you are fat!"

The first guy said, "Yeah, I know I'm really big."

The second guy asked, "Man, how long has it been since you've seen your dick?"

The first guy says, "Looong time, man."

The second guy asks, "Well, why don't you diet?"

The first guy asks, "WHY? What color is it now?"