THE DEEP FREEZE

The counter man in the ice cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small Thermos container on the counter, and unwrapped a condom.

"Here, take this condom. Drop a scoop of ice cream in it."

The counter man did so, and handed the condom, with its ice cream content, to the customer. The customer placed the arrangement in the Thermos jug, and capped the jug.

"What," asked the ice cream purveyor, "Is the reason for that?"

"For three months, my wife has been bugging me for a deep freeze. Tonight, by golly, I'm going to give it to her!"