NEW YORKERS IN HEAVEN

This group of New Yorkers went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Golden Gates that day. He didn't know what to do with so many people at the gates so he ran to God.

St. Peter said, "God there is a group of New Yorkers at the gates and they want to get in."

God says, "Well, what is the problem? Let them in, two at a time if you have to."

So St. Peter runs back to the gates to let them in. A few seconds later God hears St. Peter running back.

St. Peter comes running up to God and says, "God, they're gone!"

God says, "Who? The New Yorkers?"

St. Peter says, "No, the Golden Gates!"