NEW JERSEY LIVING

"How was your trip to New Jersey?" asked a friend.

"Well, a mugger stopped me and said, 'Gimme your money, or I'll blow your brains out!'" I replied.

"What did you do?" he asked.

"I told him to go ahead and shoot. He was so shocked, he ran away."

"Wow! He told you to give him your money or he'd blow your brains out, and you told him to go ahead and shoot?" he asked wide eyed.

"Yeah. You don't need brains to visit New Jersey, but you can't get along without money!"