I'VE HAD CHRISTMAS UP TO HERE!

Who ordered all this nauseating cheer?
I've had Christmas up to here!
I'm mad and I'm not gonna take it anymore.
So here's the little plot I've got in store:

Up on the roof with nails and saws,
I'll build a trap for Santa Claus,
And when he lands in that hokey slay
I'll make this Christmas crud go away.

Ho Ho Ho, you'd better know
I've got a way to make it so!
Up on the housetop click, click, click
Throw a big bag over old Saint Nick!

Down from the roof top out in back
Santa, Reindeer, sleigh and pack,
Watch his Yuletide spirits droop
With juggles locked in the chicken coop.

Ho Ho Ho, you've gotta know
Fatso's tied up head to toe!
This little plan will work because
I'm gonna kidnap Santa Claus!

All of you kiddies are out of luck.
This year's Christmas one dead duck.
Let all the little brats scream and shout
I ain't never letting Fatso out!

Ho Ho Ho, won't let him go.
Not for even tons of dough!
I can't dream of a scene so nice
When I go and put Fuzzy Face on ice!

Bye bye to sleigh bells that gave me grief.
Bye bye to caroling what a relief.
Best of all that blasted cheer
Won't be annoying me again next year!

Ho Ho Ho, now you know
Dear old Santa has to go!
Without Fatso it's understood
Christmas is history and gone for good!