REINDEER GAMES

Strip poker with Santa's granddaughter

Attach the Mistletoe to Santa's Ass

Spin the Salt Lick

Crapping down the chimneys of non-believers

Moose or Dare

Flying into the "No Fly Zone" over Iraq just to watch Saddam do a slow
burn and Santa dampen his Depends

Bait-and-Shoot Elmo

The Annual Turn-Frosty-Yellow-from-50-Paces Contest

Scare the Holy Crap Out of the Airline Pilot

Convince the Elves to Eat "Raisinets"

Pin the Tail on Santa's Big Fat Animal-Abusing Ass

Hide the Venison Sausage with Vixen

Elf Tossing

Sniff the Tail on the Donkey

The "Rudolph the Shitfaced Reindeer" Drinking Game