MARV ALBERT'S HOLIDAY JINGLE
(To the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Lacy things - the wife is missin',
Didn't ask - her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes ,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' round in women's underwear.

In the store - there's a teddy,
Little straps - like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Norman,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?"
I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our women are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress - like Madonna,
We'll put on some eyeshade,
And join in the parade,
Walkin' round in women's underwear!