THE PRICE

An ugly, but well dressed guy walks into a bar and sits down on a stool next to a beautiful woman. After a couple of minutes pass he turns to her and asks, "Would you be willing to go to bed with me for a million dollars?"

She hesitates for a few seconds and then says, "Yes for a million dollars, I sure would."

The man then asks, "Would you go to bed with me for a quarter?"

The woman gets angry and says, "Just what do you think I am?"

"Well," the man says, "we have established that. All we are doing now is haggling over the price."