LEARNING TO SPEAK

A man walks into a doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note says:  'I can't talk, help me!'

The doctor thinks for a while and says to the man, "Put your dick on the table here."

The man thinks this is a bit weird but does as the doctor said anyway.

The doctor takes a rubber hammer (which is usually used to test someone's reflexes) and hits the poor man's dick with it as hard as he can.

The man cries in great agony, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....!"

The doctor just says, "Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B!"