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Janie went to the doctor complaining of a sore shoulder. The doctor examined the shoulder and couldn't find anything apparently wrong. She insisted that it hurt.

"Well, then, let's investigate further. What did you do last night?"

Janie tells him that her man and her went out to an old cemetery and read some of the inscriptions off of the tombstones.

"Well, it may have been chilly there and you caught a muscular cold. Let me make a more thorough examination. Please take off your clothes."

Janie complies, and he checks her shoulder more closely. After a few minutes he said, "There doesn't appear to be anything wrong with your shoulder, but from here it looks like your buttocks have been dead since 1922."