HAIR LOSS TREATMENT

Not satisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, a balding man sought out an alternative treatment for his hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had been testing a chemical that showed great promise.

Within a week after taking the recommended dosage, a heavy growth of hair appeared on the bald man's scalp. He was very happy at first, but soon became alarmed when hair began to grow uncontrollably all over his body.

After two weeks, he returned to see the scientist. "What the hell did you give me?" he demanded.

"It was DNA from a Woolly Mammoth."

"Aha!" exclaimed the man. "That would explain the size of my balls!"