HIGHLIGHTS OF BILL GATES BIRTHDAY PARTY

* Spirited game of "Pin the tail on the geek."

* The part where he bought out the competing birthday party next door.

* The thrilling rumor an actual woman might show up.

* Employee who decorated cake with trick candles that can't be blown out? Fired.

* The annual tradition - - drunkest guy in the room has to cut Bill's hair.

* Leonard Nimoy presenting him with an autographed Spock ear.

* Instead of blowing out candles, making vanquished business rivals put them out with their bare hands.

* Kids got to smash piñatas full of $10,000 bills.

* When he "downloaded" almost 12 bottles of beer before passing out.

* Scoring the free meal at Denny's.