SUSIE THE BLONDE

It was a hot and humid July afternoon, when Susie, a blonde, decided her kitchen needed repainting. Instead of hiring a professional, decided to do it herself. A friend thinking she might appreciate a break, brought over some cold beer and some sandwiches.

When her friend arrived, he found Susie working hard painting the kitchen walls. But instead of wearing old clothes, she was wearing her fur coat and her ski parka. Her friend asked her why she was dressed that way on such a hot day. She brought him the paint bucket and told him to read the instructions. He did.

It said..."For best results, put on two coats."