THE BLONDE ARTIST

A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in the nude.

"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing."

"I'll increase your fee two times," he said.

"No, no thanks!!" she replies.

"I'll give five times as much as you normally get!" the man states.

"Okay," said the blonde artist, "but you have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to place my brushes."