THINGS TO DO DURING PET APPRECIATION WEEK

* Lick your dog's face.

* Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.

* Mark your territory by peeing on the couch.

* Bring your cat a dead bird.

* Make a real effort to learn to purr.

* Spend a day with your head stuck in a bird cage.

* Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful.

* Sniff your neighbor's butt.

* Bite the mailman.

* Eat supper on the floor.