A DOG FIGHT

A man walked into a bar and immediately called out, "Who is the owner of that Saint Bernard tied up outside?"

A man replied, "It's mine. Why do you ask?"

The first man walked up to him and said, "I'm sorry, but my dog just killed your dog."

The owner of the Saint Bernard was shocked, "Are you kidding me?! That dog is huge! He's bigger than my car!"

The first guy explained, "Well, he choked on my Chihuahua."